🐾 “Manuela, honey… Franco didn’t make the swamps”
A simple lesson for a bitch who understands more than many humans with a flag on her wrist Yesterday, while I was talking to a friend from Salamanca – you know, those who tell you they’re not fachas but who have a nostalgia for the unique command and the mandatory military service – he uttered […]
What the barn was hiding… (2 and 3) by MasTorrencito
Chapter 1: Cleaning I’m Miguel. And this story starts with shit. Literally. The good kind, accumulated over the years, the kind that sticks to the boots and to the soul. Because Mastorrencito, you know, has its rural charm and its weight in history, but it also keeps secrets under dust, mud and oblivion. What I […]
Treasury… blessed are you among all the p… prosecutors 😇💸
Ayyy, what would I be without you, my love… Every year you give me a new experience. 2024 has been no different. In fact, it has been beautiful: one more year without inspection, and I already feel like I live in a garden without flowers 🌼… without colors … without soul … but with bills. […]
“If we weren’t…”
🐾 Told by Manuela, furry founder and eternal soul of Mastorrencito Hello. I’m Manuela The Golden Retriever. Yes, that blonde who started it all. The one who first stole, the one who first lay down in the sun on Mastorrencito’s porch and thought: “Here, yes. Here you can be happy.” Today I’m talking to you […]
Those prices…
The other day a lady calls me and wants to come this summer with her daughter…Very nice at first, she says she has seen some pictures, that it is her daughter who has told her to book… she asks if I can explain how we work, what services there are, if there is room… and […]
Letting go to enjoy by Mastorrencito
It blows my mind how many people are coming this year with dogs they don’t know or understand… and are afraid to let them out. I don’t understand it. In the last 15 days, with the good weather, it has already happened to me a couple of times, especially with foreigners: they arrive with the […]
Tiburón Booking.com by MasTorrencito
Yes, again with Booking… and no, it’s not for the best. I know, I have already badmouthed Booking.com before… and I will continue to do so. Because even though I hate to admit it: I need them. And that’s the worst thing. Because even if it’s not coherent, if you’re not on Booking, you lose […]
Dear Leon Muack (with K for Kuki)
We know that lately you are not at your best borsatilistic moment, that if your friend carrot-face pulls your shares down, that if the renamed Twitter doesn’t take off… In short, a whole bunch of nonsense. But for this very reason, we write to you from the heart of the Empordà, from MasTorrencito, the rural […]
The client who left her riding crop and handcuffs…
(and no, they were not for the dog… I think). Ahhhh, friends… Am I surprised? PO-SI-BLE-BLE-MEN-TE NO! 😂 At this point in the movie – and after hundreds, thousands of doggy and human guests at Mas Torrencito – few things leave me with my mouth open… but there’s always someone who makes you crack a […]
Eurovision 2025: The Song of Cynicism
I don’t even know where to start. Eurovision this year has been more than a musical disappointment. It has been a dirty, broken mirror of what we are as a society. Frankly, I don’t mind that Spain came 24th. Frankly, I don’t care if we go with a copla, with electronica or with a punk […]