{"id":4450,"date":"2025-06-19T04:55:07","date_gmt":"2025-06-19T04:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/casaruralconperrosgirona.com\/%f0%9f%90%be-manuela-honey-franco-didnt-make-the-swamps\/"},"modified":"2025-06-19T04:55:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-19T04:55:07","slug":"%f0%9f%90%be-manuela-honey-franco-didnt-make-the-swamps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/%f0%9f%90%be-manuela-honey-franco-didnt-make-the-swamps\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udc3e \u201cManuela, honey… Franco didn’t make the swamps\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A simple lesson for a bitch who understands more than many humans with a flag on her wrist<\/em><\/p>\n\n

Yesterday, while I was talking to a friend from Salamanca – you know, those who tell you they’re not fachas but who have a nostalgia for the unique command and the mandatory military service – he uttered one of those phrases that would make even you, Manuela, raise your eyebrows (if bitches would raise their eyebrows):<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cWell, Miguel, but… Franco created the swamps<\/strong> . What has the PSOE done apart from stealing?\u201d <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

I, who already know the percale, took a deep breath, looked at the sky as if you were there, Manuela, lying in the sun among jasmines, and I answered him with all the calm in the world:<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cFor now, dear\u2026 not to kill.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

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\ud83e\uddb4 Does this sound familiar, Manuela?<\/h4>\n\n

It’s as if instead of caressing you they kicked you, but then they say:<\/p>\n\n

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\u201cMan, but I put you a new bowl. Something is something!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

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\ud83e\uddf1 Why do dictators do big and ugly things, Manuela?<\/h4>\n\n

Look, beautiful, this has been happening forever. All those humans with little empathy, but with a lot of desire to rule, when they come to power after killing, imprisoning or silencing their own compatriots, they need to leave something \u201cnice\u201d to cover up the evil<\/strong> they did. <\/p>\n\n

So they start building. giant absurd Monumental
Not because they want to improve anyone’s life. But because they want the people to look up and not back.<\/strong> <\/p>\n

\"No,<\/figure>\n
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\ud83d\udcda Lesson number 1: Franco did not invent swamps<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n

Before Franco had a moustache, there were swamps in Spain.<\/p>\n\n