{"id":4128,"date":"2025-05-01T04:39:02","date_gmt":"2025-05-01T04:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/casaruralconperrosgirona.com\/em-cauen-els-guevos-a-terra\/"},"modified":"2025-05-01T04:39:02","modified_gmt":"2025-05-01T04:39:02","slug":"em-cauen-els-guevos-a-terra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/em-cauen-els-guevos-a-terra\/","title":{"rendered":"Em cauen els guevos a terra."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mira que he vist coses\u2026 per\u00f2 aix\u00f2 de l’altre dia, se supera.<\/p>\n\n

Clients de fora. Arriben. Maleducats no\u2026 el seg\u00fcent. <\/p>\n\n

La reserva se la fa la filla \u2014imagino que perqu\u00e8 deixa anar la pasta\u2014 i, \u00e9s clar, agafa l’habitaci\u00f3 m\u00e9s barata.<\/p>\n\n

El primer que fan en arribar: posar-se a tocar el claxon com si no hi hagu\u00e9s un dem\u00e0. amb cara de males puces. <\/p>\n\n

Em deixa anar alguna cosa en angl\u00e8s \u2014ni idea qu\u00e8\u2014. M’hi acosto i li pregunto qu\u00e8 passa. Em diu, indignat, que fa 20 minuts que espera. Sense dir-li gaire, li assenyalo un cartell de 2 metres que t\u00e9 davant amb el tel\u00e8fon ben claret. Us pregunto si teniu reserva. A nom de qui? <\/p>\n\n

Em deixa anar un nom. Miro. No en tinc. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014No tinc cap reserva amb aquest nom.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Com que no? Segur que s\u00ed! <\/p>\n\n

\u2014Doncs no senyor. Miri, aquests s\u00f3n els clients que arriben avui. No est\u00e0. <\/p>\n\n

Aleshores m’assenyala amb el dit una reserva a nom d’una noia. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014Ahhh, d’acord. Jo he enviat a la seva filla un WhatsApp amb totes les dades i els codis d’acc\u00e9s. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014A mi no m’ha dit res!<\/p>\n\n

\u2014B\u00e9, com comprendr\u00e0, aquest no \u00e9s el meu problema. \u00c9s seu. <\/p>\n\n

La dona, mentrestant, amagant la cara.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Doncs parli amb la seva filla. Qu\u00e8 voleu que us digui? Aparqueu i baixeu. <\/p>\n

\"Cuando<\/figure>\n

Baixen. I qu\u00e8 fan? En comptes d’anar al p\u00e0rquing, aparquen a la mateixa entrada, com si fossin reis. Es baixen i comencen a esquerdar. Els gossos bordant, olorant-los, i l’oncle apartant-los de males maneres. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014Digueu als vostres gossos que em deixin en pau!<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Miri, senyor\u2026 crec que la seva filla s’ha equivocat en fer la reserva\u2026<\/p>\n\n

Baixa la dona i en tres segons es posa a cridar:<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Qu\u00e8 \u00e9s aix\u00f2?! On som? La selva!? AYYYYYY! <\/p>\n\n

Xiulo als gossos, que passen d’ells. Els pregunto qu\u00e8 volen fer. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014Ja que som aqu\u00ed\u2026 vegem l’hotel.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014No, senyor. Aix\u00f2 no \u00e9s un hotel. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014Llavors qu\u00e8 \u00e9s?<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Una masia per a mascotes\u2026 que accepta persones.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Per\u00f2 quines ximpleries diu\u2026<\/p>\n\n

Agafo el m\u00f2bil, obro Booking, i els ensenyo exactament el que la seva filla va contractar. Es queden mirant. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014B\u00e9, ensenyeu-nos la casa.<\/p>\n\n

Jo ja sabia que no els agradaria. Menys amb aquestes maneres. Per\u00f2 b\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n

Els ensenyo la casa. La filla havia triat l’habitaci\u00f3 m\u00e9s barata. Segona planta, sense ascensor. I mira si ser\u00e0 per opcions\u2026 que tenia un munt buides. Per\u00f2 pels meus collons, els vaig donar la que va triar. Com que n’hi havia dos iguals, els vaig posar la del llit m\u00e9s petita. <\/p>\n\n

Els va costar pujar les escales. Quan van arribar, la dona suant com si hagu\u00e9s pujat un port de muntanya. <\/p>\n\n

I va l’oncle i em deixa anar:<\/p>\n\n

\u2014I no hi ha cap altra habitaci\u00f3?<\/p>\n\n

\u2014S\u00ed, \u00e9s clar.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Doncs canvia-me-la.<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Sense cap problema. Per\u00f2 el preu \u00e9s un altre. <\/p>\n\n

\u2014I a tu qu\u00e8 et d\u00f3na m\u00e9s, si en tens diverses?<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Doncs igual que la seva filla. Podia haver triat una altra\u2026 no? <\/p>\n\n

Es va quedar sec.<\/p>\n\n

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Total, despr\u00e9s del numeret inicial, accedeixo a ensenyar-los altres habitacions. A veure si aix\u00ed es calmen. <\/p>\n\n

Primer els en mostro una a la planta baixa, m\u00e9s gran, amb acc\u00e9s directe al jard\u00ed. Fruixes de celles. Silencis inc\u00f2modes. Despr\u00e9s una altra, amb llit king size i bany privat. M\u00e9s frunces. M\u00e9s sospirs. La dona ja en mode drama, tocant les parets com si oloressin malament. <\/p>\n\n

Al final, despr\u00e9s d’haver desfilat per totes, quin escullen?<\/p>\n\n

La suite. Per suposat. La m\u00e9s cara. <\/p>\n\n

Els hi recalco el preu (per si els havia passat per alt aquest petit detall). Diuen que s\u00ed. Que ja que s\u00f3n aqu\u00ed, que sigui el millor. <\/p>\n\n

Deu minuts. DEU. <\/p>\n\n

Aix\u00f2 triguen a trucar-me.<\/p>\n\n

Sota pensant que alguna cosa s’han deixat o que volen m\u00e9s coixins\u2026 i em deixen anar, indignats:<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Aix\u00f2 \u00e9s intolerable! No ens quedarem aqu\u00ed! Ens han enganyat! Posarem una queixa per estafa! <\/p>\n\n

Ni un gr\u00e0cies, ni un ho sento, ni un ad\u00e9u. Agafen les maletes, les arrosseguen fins al cotxe i marxen. Jo, flipant. Em dono mitja volta i em torno cap a casa. <\/p>\n\n

I quan per fi crec que m’he lliurat del circ\u2026 una altra vegada els xiulets<\/em> .<\/p>\n\n

Claxon. M\u00e9s cl\u00e0xon. Sota una altra vegada, ja sense ganes de viure, i qu\u00e8 em trobo? <\/p>\n\n

L’oncle, baixant la finestreta a all\u00f2 mafi\u00f3s:<\/p>\n\n

\u2014Obre la puta porta!<\/p>\n\n

Respiro profund. I us assenyalo, amb calma (o el m\u00e9s semblant a calma que em queda), una biga groga fosforet, a un metre seu, amb el bot\u00f3 d’obertura.<\/p>\n\n

No ho havia vist. Normal. Est\u00e0 just davant dels seus nassos.<\/p>\n\n

Baixa del cotxe amb la mateixa mala llet d’abans, pega una empenta a la porta, puja, arrenca de cop, accelera com si fos a la F\u00f3rmula 1\u2026 i ZAS.<\/p>\n\n

Li fica tanta accelerada que el cotxe derrapa i es raspa tot el lateral amb la columna de formig\u00f3.<\/p>\n\n

Qu\u00e8 creus que va fer?<\/p>\n\n

Va parar? Va baixar a veure els danys? <\/p>\n\n

NO.<\/p>\n\n

Ni una mirada enrere. Se’n van anar. Aix\u00ed, com van venir. Amb soroll, amb sup\u00e8rbia\u2026 i deixant una esgarrapada de record. <\/p>\n\n

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Reflexi\u00f3:<\/h3>\n\n
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I despr\u00e9s diran que el problema \u00e9s que el turisme rural no funciona, que si falta hospitalitat, que si no cuidem el visitant\u2026<\/p>\n\n

No. El problema real s\u00f3n els que confonen pagar amb poder trepitjar. Els que arriben creient que han reservat un resort de luxe quan en realitat no han llegit ni una l\u00ednia de la reserva. Els que no pregunten, no escolten ia sobre exigeixen. <\/p>\n\n

I el pitjor no \u00e9s que freguin una columna amb el cotxe. \u00c9s que et freguin la paci\u00e8ncia, et ratllin el dia, et faltin al respecte com si aix\u00f2 vingu\u00e9s incl\u00f2s al preu. Perqu\u00e8 all\u00f2 material s’arregla. Per\u00f2 el mal rotllo que et deixen\u2026 aix\u00f2 no hi ha plataforma de reserves que ho compensi. <\/p>\n\n

Aix\u00ed estem. De vegades amb bona gent, que n’hi ha, i d’altres amb esp\u00e8cimens com aquests. Per\u00f2 b\u00e9\u2026 aix\u00f2 \u00e9s una masia per a mascotes que accepta persones. El problema \u00e9s quan v\u00e9nen persones que no hi arriben ni a aix\u00f2. <\/p>\n\n

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Des de MasTorrencito et desitgem un bon dia i que els teus gossos t’acompanyin!!<\/p>\n\n

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