{"id":3818,"date":"2025-03-11T06:27:22","date_gmt":"2025-03-11T06:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/casaruralconperrosgirona.com\/chronicle-of-an-absurdly-french-reception\/"},"modified":"2025-03-11T06:27:22","modified_gmt":"2025-03-11T06:27:22","slug":"chronicle-of-an-absurdly-french-reception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/chronicle-of-an-absurdly-french-reception\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronicle of an Absurdly French Reception"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sometimes you think you&#8217;ve seen it all&#8230; until the French arrive.<\/h3>\n\n<p>Yesterday, for example, a couple landed in Mas Torrencito that looked like something out of a surrealist comedy, but without the script, without rehearsals&#8230; and without grace. They arrived two hours earlier than expected, because of course, punctuality is for the mediocre. Me, as a good host, smiling and ready to teach them everything with love. Naive of me   <\/p>\n\n<p>I show them the bar. She looks away. I show her the beers, and she <em>\u00ab\u00a1Frescoes!\u00bb<\/em> , I show them the soft drinks, and <em>\u00abWhat about the wine?\u00bb<\/em> , I bring out the wine, and <em>\u00abWhat about breakfast?\u00bb<\/em> &#8230; My mother! It was like playing trivia with someone who answers questions from another game.   <\/p>\n\n<p>And I con mi mejor face of \u00abtodo bien, todo correcto, y yo que me alegro\u00bb, while the man, who looked more handsome, asked him to shut up in a language that even God no longer understood.<\/p>\n\n<p>We went out into the patio and suddenly I let out a scream\u2014literally, a scream\u2014that almost made my soul jump out of my body. Me with a scared rabbit face and her asking if the dogs <em>\u00abbite and attack\u00bb<\/em> . Excuse me? Are we on a safari? In <em>Jurassic Park<\/em> ? Where does he think he came, to a rural house or the lion&#8217;s cage?     <\/p>\n\n<p>I translate it with Google: \u201cHave they been attacked or bitten since they arrived??\u201d Answer: \u00abNo\u00bb. Sure, ma&#8217;am, because they don&#8217;t. Because they are dogs, yes. But polite Which, viso lo viso, some people don&#8217;t.     <\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1792\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"Los franceses maleducados\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1.jpg 1792w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1-1024x585.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1-768x439.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/los_franceses-1-1536x878.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1792px) 100vw, 1792px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>I was about to write it also in the translator: \u00abY las personas, \u00bfmurden e interrupten siempre as\u00ed?\u00bb, but I restrained myself. Because one is rural, yes, but diplomatic. <\/p>\n\n<p>When we finally arrive at the dining room, new episode of the show: <em>\u201cWhat&#8217;s for breakfast? Do they have unicorn milk? Croissants brought from Paris on the back of a French snail?\u201d<\/em> . But lady, if they haven&#8217;t even taken off their shoes yet! <\/p>\n\n<p>I show you the room. Of course, they had reserved the cheapest one, but she, who had the agility of a sack of potatoes filled with arrogance, couldn&#8217;t even fit in her own ego. So I offered them one with a terrace, to see if the air lowered the decibels.  <\/p>\n\n<p>Finally they say they will not dine here. That they are going to Figueres. There each one with his karma. I say goodbye politely and go to the kitchen. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The man shows me his cell phone with a message worthy of the Nobel Prize for Despair: <em>\u00abNo le gusta.\u00bb We&#8217;re going.\u00bb<\/em>     <\/p>\n\n<p>So As if they were Michelin stars who have not found their level of sophistication among happy dogs, olive trees and countryside. <\/p>\n\n<p>I looked out the window and he was already in the parking lot. She was walking halfway down the road, staggering as if her soul had also left her body&#8230; but without haste, no dogs, no dignity. <\/p>\n\n<p>And yes, they left. And I breathed. Hondo  <\/p>\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Final reflection:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n<p>Sometimes we think that dogs are the ones who should be on a leash. But no&#8230;<br \/> Sometimes it would be better to put a muzzle on the ego, a leash on the manners and a chip on the empathy.<br \/> Because if you come to the countryside expecting the cinco estrellas hotel protocol, without respect, without listening, without opening up to the place&#8230; maybe the problem is not the place. It&#8217;s because you&#8217;re making too much noise inside to listen to the beautiful silence of the environment.  <\/p>\n\n<p>And hey&#8230; that sometimes, it&#8217;s better to be empty&#8230; than full of people who don&#8217;t know how to be. \ud83d\udc3e<\/p>\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>From MasTorrencito we wish you a good day and may your dogs accompany you!!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>\u2014\u2013<br \/> If you want, you can see our <strong>weekend bonuses, retired bonuses<\/strong> , at an incredible price.. go to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mastorrencito.com\/\">www.mastorrencito.com<\/a> or if you want you can read more history and anecdotes that have happened to us in MasTorrencito&#8230; Click <a href=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/es\/\">here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you think you&#8217;ve seen it all&#8230; until the French arrive. 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