{"id":2601,"date":"2024-12-07T05:59:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T05:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/casaruralconperrosgirona.com\/mrs-mayor-her-family-and-la-perlas-panties-%f0%9f%91%b5%f0%9f%92%bc\/"},"modified":"2024-12-07T05:59:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T05:59:48","slug":"mrs-mayor-her-family-and-la-perlas-panties-%f0%9f%91%b5%f0%9f%92%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/mrs-mayor-her-family-and-la-perlas-panties-%f0%9f%91%b5%f0%9f%92%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Mayor, her family and La Perla&#8217;s Panties \ud83d\udc75\ud83d\udcbc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Where to start? \ud83e\udd14 This anecdote has two very, very distinct sides: one funny and the other&#8230; quite sad! Let&#8217;s see if any of you can guess which is which&#8230; \ud83d\ude05 Here we go! <strong>Mrs. Mayor, her Family and La Perla&#8217;s Panties \ud83d\udc75\ud83d\udcbc<\/strong>  <\/p>\n\n<p>A few years ago, in any given summer&#8230; \u2600\ufe0f We received a reservation for 7 nights in the suite for a \u00abslightly older\u00bb person&#8230; or so the reservation said. The day arrived and, at about 12 o&#8217;clock, a car appears. \ud83d\ude97 Out of it comes a girl of about 40 years old, and from the passenger seat, a lady of about 80&#8230; looking great and leaning on a cane. \ud83d\udc81\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc75   <\/p>\n\n<p>They approach the house, I introduce myself and show them around: the bar, the lounges, the chillout, the bedroom&#8230;. On the way out, the young woman says: \u00abMom, I&#8217;m going to get the suitcases\u00bb. \ud83d\udeb6\u200d\u2640\ufe0f She leaves, comes back with the suitcases and says: \u00abOkay mommy&#8230;. there you go&#8230;. I&#8217;ll come get you in a week!\u00bb \ud83d\udeb6\u200d\u2640\ufe0f  <\/p>\n\n<p>My face at that moment was a poem! \ud83d\ude33 Eyes like saucers. \ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f COOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! \ud83d\ude31 And yes, indeed, the girl walked away, leaving me with the lady. \u00abEverything ok?\u00bb, I ask her. \u00abYes, I&#8217;m just going to put my little things and then I&#8217;ll go out for a little while\u00bb, she answers very calmly. \ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n\n<p>Meanwhile, I, who was having a few beers with friends \ud83c\udf7b, I say: \u00abOh God, what are we going to do? \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab\u00bbThis lady could hardly fend for herself, let alone walk to B\u00e0scara in the heat of the day&#8230; I&#8217;m sure she would get lost! \ud83c\udf1e And at that time, we neither gave food nor had options. A poem, I tell you! \ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">MasTorrencito Schedule. <strong>Mrs. Mayor, her family and La Perla&#8217;s panties. \ud83d\udc75\ud83d\udcbc<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n<p>After a while, the lady comes out and asks me, \u00abWhat time do you eat?\u00bb \ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f I ALREADY KNEW THAT! This was going to happen to me&#8230; \ud83d\ude05 I explain to her: \u00abWe don&#8217;t serve lunch here, only breakfast and dinner&#8230;\u00bb. And she, with a face of \u00abwhat do I do now?\u00bb: \u00abAnd what do I do?\u00bb \ud83d\ude30 OUY! What a 7 days ahead of me&#8230; \ud83d\ude35 So I propose to her: \u00abI have to go down to the village, if you want I&#8217;ll bring her closer, I&#8217;ll indicate places where she can eat and then she calls me, and I&#8217;ll come and pick her up.\u00bb \ud83d\ude97  <\/p>\n\n<p>So I did. I take her to B\u00e0scara, she eats at Portal de B\u00e0scara, and after a while Xavi, the owner of the restaurant, calls me: \u00abMiguel&#8230; this lady is not very well&#8230;\u00bb I ask him: \u00abWhy? \ud83e\udd28 I ask him: \u00abWhy?\u00bb And he tells me: \u00abShe doesn&#8217;t like anything&#8230; she has put her foot down on everything&#8230; She has finished and told me to call you&#8230;\u00bb. \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f  <\/p>\n\n<p>Like the good Uber that I am, I stop what I&#8217;m doing and go to B\u00e0scara to pick her up. \ud83d\ude96 I pick her up, leave her in the yard and go upstairs to eat. She didn&#8217;t even thank me, but well, that&#8217;s the least of it&#8230; \ud83d\ude12 I thought so.  <\/p>\n\n<p>I&#8217;m eating quietly, and suddenly&#8230; I hear a scream! \ud83d\ude31 \u00abSE\u00d1OOOOOR SE\u00d1OOOORRRRRR!\u00bb I run downstairs, thinking she might have fallen or something serious. When I get there, I ask her, \u00abDid something happen?\u00bb and she, very serious, says, \u00abWhich is my room?\u00bb \ud83e\udee0    <\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/braguitas.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/braguitas.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/braguitas-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/braguitas-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/braguitas-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Here is the full story with a humorous touch and more emoticons to bring it to life:<\/p>\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n<p>I show her the room again, and it was the suite&#8230; which is right at the entrance! \ud83d\ude05 The lady must have taken a nap because we never saw or heard her again&#8230; \ud83d\ude34 Well, at about 20:00 we went out to the terrace, it was possible to be outside, the temperature had dropped. \ud83c\udf05 We started to drink some beers \ud83c\udf7bI asked the other customers if they had seen the lady&#8230; Everyone said no. \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Is she alive? <strong>Mrs. Mayor, her Family and the Panties of La Perla \ud83d\udc75\ud83d\udcbc<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n<p>UUUFFF&#8230; my little head was starting to think too much! \ud83d\ude28 I try to call her on the phone \ud83d\udcde, but she doesn&#8217;t answer. After 15 minutes, I decide to go to the room and call her&#8230; and I hear nothing. \ud83d\ude33 I call again&#8230; and nothing. \ud83d\ude1f I start to get annoyed&#8230; \ud83d\ude24 I call louder, and nothing! So I open the door and go in&#8230; \ud83d\ude2c I ask out loud if he was there&#8230; and he doesn&#8217;t answer. \ud83d\ude30 I walk to the room, open the door slowly&#8230; and&#8230; \ud83d\ude31      <\/p>\n\n<p>And there I was, watching TV \ud83d\udcfa and lying on the bed \ud83d\udecf\ufe0f. So I leave without saying anything, close the door and think: \u00abWell&#8230; so until tomorrow\u00bb. 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He comes in and, after a while, he calls out to me loudly, \u00abLORD, LORD!\u00bb \ud83d\ude31 I approach, and he starts telling me that HE HAD BEEN STEALT. \ud83d\ude28 Imagine the situation&#8230; I ask him, \u00abWhat is it you can&#8217;t find?\u00bb and he says, \u00abMy gold bracelet!\u00bb \ud83d\udc8d    <\/p>\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The loss of the ring. <strong>Mrs. Mayor, her family and La Perla&#8217;s panties. \ud83d\udc75\ud83d\udcbc<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n<p>JOOOODERRR, what a brown! \ud83c\udf30 I call the girl who had done the room and ask her, but she hadn&#8217;t seen anything. So we start checking the whole room from P to P: the bathroom, the bed, the mattress&#8230; and NOTHING. \ud83d\ude2c At that, one of the clients, who had already heard about it, goes to me and says: \u00abAre you looking for this?\u00bb And yes&#8230; she was carrying it in her hand! \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2642\ufe0f The lady had left it on the breakfast table. So, all settled, he goes to the room and that&#8217;s how the morning went. \ud83c\udf1e<\/p>\n\n<p>At lunchtime, I asked her what she was going to do, and she told me that she would eat at home. \ud83c\udfe1 I explained again that we were not doing it, and that if she wanted to, we could take her to B\u00e0scara. \ud83d\ude97 She said yes, so I took her back to the Portal, and exactly the same thing happened: complaints, rudeness&#8230; but ok. \ud83d\ude12 I brought her home and, at about seven o&#8217;clock, she starts calling me screaming, telling me that the \u00abgirls\u00bb had stolen her lace underwear&#8230; \u00abUNAS BRAGUITAS DE ENCAJE DE LA PERLA\u00bb. \ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know whether to laugh, cry, kick&#8230;or what. \ud83d\ude02 And she was going on and on about her underwear. So I decide to call her daughter and tell her: \u00abCOME AND SEE YOUR MOTHER&#8230; SHE IS NOT WELL\u00bb. \ud83d\ude2c And she answers me: \u00abWe are at the beach&#8230;\u00bb. \ud83c\udfd6\ufe0f With an amazing patience and temper, I replied: \u00abEither you come and look for your mother and take her with you, or I call 112&#8230; by yourselves\u00bb. \ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n<p>And yes&#8230; within the hour, HOUR, no more, the daughter was here and the husband, who didn&#8217;t even deign to get out of the car. \ud83d\ude97 I spoke to the daughter and she says: \u00abAGAIN?\u00bb And I, to myself, thought: \u00abARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WHO LIKE FRUIT?\u00bb \ud83c\udf47 I leave her the bill, she takes out a card, pays&#8230; gathers her things, takes her mother by the hand&#8230; and takes her away. \ud83d\ude10 No apology, no \u00abI&#8217;m sorry\u00bb&#8230; NOTHING! Flipante&#8230; \ud83d\ude33    <\/p>\n\n<p>I really wanted to denounce it. It is in these moments when you realize and reaffirm the idea that HUMAN BEINGS are the worst of nature. \ud83c\udf0d No matter how much of a FRUITFUL CHILD her mother was with her, you don&#8217;t do that&#8230; You take her to a nursing home or to one of those assisted trips and that&#8217;s it. Although, of course, almost certainly, as the lady was, she would have been kicked out of INSERSO! Hahahahahahahahahaha \ud83e\udd23    <\/p>\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>From Mas Torrencito we wish you a good day and that your dog accompanies you !!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>If you want, you can see our <strong>vouchers for weekends, retirees vouchers<\/strong>, at an incredible price &#8230;enter <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mastorrencito.com\/\">www.mastorrencito.com<\/a> or if you want you can read more history and anecdotes that have happened to us in Mas Torrencito &#8230; Click <a href=\"https:\/\/mastorrencito.com\/es\/\">here<\/a> <\/p>\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where to start? \ud83e\udd14 This anecdote has two very, very distinct sides: one funny and the other&#8230; quite sad! Let&#8217;s see if any of you can guess which is which&#8230; \ud83d\ude05 Here we go! 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